Monday, June 21, 2010

Lemonade, Get Your Lemonade

I have got an investment opportunity for you. These kids made BANK with their lemonade stand. College, here they come.

I understand potential investors may want to view some of the financial records before providing any investment capital. I'm the CFO. I mostly get paid with giggles and smiles, huge bonuses throughout the year and many other non-monetary perks. I'll provide the income statement. If you need the cash flows or balance statement, just let me know.

Income Statement
June 19th, 2010

Revenue
  • Gross Profit ....................................................$18.00
Expenses
  • Wages ...............................................................$ 2.00
  • Lemonade ............................................................1.00
  • Cups ...................................................................... .10
  • Snow Cone Flavoring ............................................ .50
Total Expenses ..............................................................$3.60

Net Income ...................................................................$14.40

Not bad for some kids who maybe make a quarter/day taking out the trash.

We do have a little issue with the COO. He happens to be a juice and gadget-holic (not a good combination for a lemonade stand). At least the CEO is a great whistle blower to the CFO.

6 comments:

Ahren said...

Way to go! Start them earning while their young.
I'm sure you brightened a lot of people's day with such a cute group of lemonade stand owners.

Tim said...

Do you do mail orders?

Yorgasons said...

Oh I love it!!! It all looks so cute!! No wonder they made bank!!

Tim said...

MAIL ORDERS???????? Come on........where is the customer service?

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