SWAT

 I looked out the window and what did I see?

Two SWAT police hiding behind a tree.

All I can say is our castle is well protected.

Ain't no bad guy comin' round here.

If there was, he'd be met by a very menacing Trio bazooka gun,

an airsoft gun,

and two tender heart SWAT police.

Well, not tender hearted enough to not shoot each other today with the airsoft gun.

All in the name of "tactical weapons training".